The Dogs Bollocks

Episode 1: At Tobias' 12th birthday in season 1, Tobias attempted to entertain his guests by pretending to lick the bollocks of his dog: 'Barney'. While the guests understood that his tongue made no contact with the bollocks, they announced to the school that his tongue did make contact with the bollocks in efforts to embarrass him. The falsity of the lick haunts Tobias to this date and has been used to embarrassed him in front of many female individuals.

Episode 2: In the final stages of season 5 the crew was resided upon the school cricket lawn observing a cricket match. During the gathering a strangers dog approached Tobias and began to dry hump his back. The combination of both sexual confrontations with dogs exegeratted the humor of Toby being an enthusiast of zoophilia.